Funny things done by Indians and pakistanies in toilet

This is well said by someone that there is no rain without thunder this is why we fart first and then pee.

People of both countries are almost same and here I am going to tell something about them here are some act done by both Indians and Pakistani people, i have observed.

Here are some facts about them. They are really weired but funny as well. Lets have a look at those:)

1. Chewing ghutka/ Khanni or smoking  to start the engine:-

That sounds really  funny but believe me this is one of the things done by some people from India.

Once Indian govt. banned ghuthka, this spiecies of people were found in danger zone.

Govt. took its decision back before India would loose its golden treaure.

It's like a petrol needed in the engine. If you dont have petrol the eingine would not be working. These people after waking up are found searching their energy sources to perform tasks.

Sometimes they are found searching for the source of energy in the market or going to the grossary stores in their neighbourhood.

For these people the defenation of Help is sharing guthka with each other

2. People needs open space/open area:-

Bernoulli's theorem fails! Yeah, there is no wondor that people living in village areas in both Indian and Pakistani countries have proved Bernoulli's theorem wrong or can say that Bernoulli's theorem has limits and exceptions as these people really can"t shit unless and until they don't have find a place to shit in.

Bernoulli's theorem says that pressure is inversaly propotional to Area but these people have proved that  pressure is there, more area is where.

This kind of species gets entered in red zone/danger zone when they go to attend a marriage or go to meet relatives in a city. It becomes really hard for them.

They go to attend marriage and are supposed to meet with relatives but are found missing, going towards outside the side finding open area.

Government are really trying hard to make toilets but they don't want it.

These people are found near Railway lines early in the morning. Yeah! If we wanna meet them there you go.

3. People with problem Constipation:-

Story with these people is a little bit different.

Before going in their study room(Toilet) or you may say in the battle ground they take  news paper or sometime a book and some are seen taking a thin wood stick. 

After a very short performance, and for next ten minutes the are seen doing this

Lets have a look inside:-

"Hey! Come come! Come here. Shit you flied away again. Not even a single person in all families here (fly-family, mosquito and cochroach family) will be alive today! Keep atleast one meter distance metre distance from me. (This is the same precaution given by corona virus also).

This time the human spice is not in danger but the flying family. They doesn"t exits at the same place where these type of human spices exist.

Well, now they will be opening books or newpaper they had brought and they becomes the best readers of the world.

Lets put your hands together. Wait, you need to wash your hands dude you too have come out of the toilet.

Lets look inside again. They are ready to become bathroom singers. Lets know how

Now for last session all they are doing is a request singing a song.

And the songs are like this:-

Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaajaaaaaa.

Aaja re, tujhko pukaare mera pyaar.

Chhanna mere aa mere aa chhanna mere aa mere aa, channah mere aa mere aa beriya.

They are requesting a lot to the things inside their stomach but this time getting reply from inside:-

Hum tere bina ab jee nhi skte, tere bina kya wajood mera.

Hume tumse hua h pyaar hum kyaa kre?

Comment the songs should be mentioned with your name and i will and i will be writing them too.

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